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I suppose it wouldn't be appropriate to mention my "Save The Clam" campaign here.

Red Oak wrote:Do you remember what it was ?

Colt .45 Malt Liquor.

Nuke it.

Anything by Barry Manilow.

We should have a bake sale.

Red Oak wrote:Have fun with Coryn, Boenher, McConnell, Graham, and Perry

Isn't that the starting five for the Washington Generals?

I won't buy any product unless Sofia Vergara is in the ad.

I thought it said "Free gun zone".

Thanks, Jello. I see a lot of folks here I haven't seen in a while. It's good to be back!

Six injured and one down for the count. Drunk cajun with bad aim.

I've forgotten how posts work on these things. SangerSteve hailed me on FB. I couldn't remember how to get here.

Like you, I always found Zephyr's opinions to be insightful and well thought out. Especially when he had been drinking. Remember that time he suggested we all go to the bar in L.A. so he could tell Gloria Allred "When I said 'Nice ass', I meant you as a person, not any particular part of your b...

1. Decaffeinated coffee - What's the point? 2. Same with non-alcohol beer. 3. On an unrelated subject, we have a controversy in the Richardson parks. Soccer teams get preferential access over baseball. To that, I say this: Baseball is a good game, played by good, red-blooded American kids. Soccer is...

All this time I thought it was because of me doing that "Pull My Finger" gag at the auto show while wearing a Dallas Digest t-shirt.

I heard he resigned to accept the coaching job at Appalachian State.

grace wrote:Glad you are here, Zeph. For me, you always supply some much needed laugher, which keeps me sane.

Sanity is a rare commodity with this group, Grace.

So you were the one spreading the rumors about Free Food and Drugs in Mexico City...

Wait.....GfB, if you're here, who's watching the border?

I've been recovering. I was in Downtown Dallas last week during the Mary Kay convention. All those pink Cadillacs made me think a flamingo had thrown up all over our fair city.

That's the last time I take a DART train to get to a forum page.