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GRANDPA

Does a bear shit in the woods?

GRANDPA

Odd that you're still trying to get the last word in, even though you're the only one talking.

GRANDPA

Sorry, you're not going to get the satisfaction of dragging me into that quagmire. I've learned not to argue with Holocaust deniers, 9/11 "troothers", Moon landing deniers, Flat Earthers, and other assorted village idiots. No matter how much undeniable proof you're confronted with, you gu...

GRANDPA

Everything is a false flag to you. You should own stock in Alcoa.

GRANDPA

And after almost four years, the bad guy is still dead. Good shot, Grannie.

GRANDPA

They're both too damn old. The 22nd Amendment should have included an age limit as well as a term limit. And not just for president. Yeah, I'm not much younger than them, but then, I'm not running for president.

GRANDPA

Well, what did the other three say?
Happy President’s Day, as Walt Kelly put it, via Albert.

GRANDPA

The company I drove for paid a $100 bonus for going into NYC. I turned down one load going from Billings, MT to the South Bronx. Sure hated giving up all those good miles.

GRANDPA

I was drinking coffee when I read this, and did a spit take that would make the late Danny Thomas jealous.

GRANDPA

I see you've kept your subscription to Der Stűrmer.

GRANDPA

planosteve wrote:I exited the JFK Jr. campaign bus back on the 4th of Jan. I guess it was the right decision.

Wakey wakey! That bus has been parked in the barn with a dead battery & flat tires for nearly 25 years. JFK, Jr has been dead since 1999.

GRANDPA

I think I heard he is from Guatemala, but not positive about that. Not that there is much difference.

GRANDPA

It seems DINOs are just as unpopular as RINOs.
Turned out some Super PAC ran it & he supposedly had no knowledge of it. I still thought is was a clever ad, & much better than anyone else has run in the last several years.

GRANDPA

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Wait, what? Run that back. Yep, During the Super Bowl, a campaign ad for RFK, Jr using one of his Uncle Jack's 1960 TV commercials. It worked once, maybe it'll work again. Funny how a 64 year old TV commercial seems refreshing & new compared to crap they put out now. When I can find it, I'll po...

GRANDPA

And she is very easy on the eyes.

GRANDPA

In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue and the Democrats on the bus go waah waah waah.

GRANDPA

Yeah, Hitler was just an author, and "Mein Kampf" was just a book.

GRANDPA

It's 276 days to November 9th. I imagine scenes like this will warm your heart. How many synagogues in Ft Collins are you going to burn down?

GRANDPA

Well, hell, if he's guilty beyond any doubt, why bother with a trial? "Bailiff, whack his peepee!"

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