Top Ten Ted Cruz.......

[LibraryLady]

(I've been off line for 4 days, so this is late in being posted)

Letterman featured Top Ten from last Wed.

Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Ted Cruz
Wednesday, March 25, 2015

10. Was never elected to Congress, just started showing up
9. Loves his home country, and America
8. Not Mormon but still wears special underpants
7. Vows to stay in the race until offered a spot on "Dancing With The Stars"
6. Filibusters in his sleep
5. 'Ted' is short for 'Tedium'
4. Uses teeth-whitening strips and hair-blackening strips
3. Already planning 2020 failed presidential bid
2. His wife affectionately refers to him as 'Ted Cruz'
1. Has just as good a chance of winning the Democratic party's nomination

[Red Oak]

The dried up old Leftwing pervert needs to fire his joke writers.

[BigTex]

he forgot "signed up for Obamacare even though he opposes it"

[Mark]

Letterman is a lot like Jimmy Carter. At this point in his life, he is little more than a bitter old man.

[ann jusko]

Never have liked his mean humor. These aren't even near to being funny. I watch channel 11 news at 10 and can't change the channel fast enough when it's over.

[GFB]

Liberals are unhappy people.

[grouchy]

Sue, thanks for posting this. The neat thing about this type of list is that are a few things that ring a bell. #9 rings true. #5 and #4 are just plain funny.
#3.......please be true.

[millergrovesue]

Sue, thanks for posting this. The neat thing about this type of list is that are a few things that ring a bell. #9 rings true. #5 and #4 are just plain funny.
#3.......please be true.

Thanks, but I didn't post it. I can't remember the last time I watched Letterman. Yeah, I find some of them amusing and yeah, I thought he was supposed to be retiring. A 60+ year old man doing silly stunts like a male teenager is uncomfortable, not funny.

[grouchy]

Sue, thanks for posting this. The neat thing about this type of list is that are a few things that ring a bell. #9 rings true. #5 and #4 are just plain funny.
#3.......please be true.

Thanks, but I didn't post it. I can't remember the last time I watched Letterman. Yeah, I find some of them amusing and yeah, I thought he was supposed to be retiring. A 60+ year old man doing silly stunts like a male teenager is uncomfortable, not funny.

Sorry to have caused confusion, 'LL also answers to Sue.

[planosteve]

Pretty funny.

Is Nedob Boden spelled backwards?

[millergrovesue]

Sorry to have caused confusion, 'LL also answers to Sue.

Oh, that must mean she's old too. No one has named their kid Sue in probably 60 years or more.

[LibraryLady]

Sorry to have caused confusion, 'LL also answers to Sue.

Oh, that must mean she's old too. No one has named their kid Sue in probably 60 years or more.

Hey, hey, who you calling old??

In real life, "Sue" has nothing to do with me or my name. It is my pseudonym for DD Facebook. FB would not let me use LL.

........Sometimes when I am over here and someone says "Sue" I have to regroup and determine if it is a comment meant for me or millergrovesue.