Southern Hosptality

[Red Oak]

A New York City family wants to put Grandpa in a nursing home, but all the
city's facilities are full. So they decide to put him in a highly touted
home in Marshall. After a few days, they call him.

"How do you like it so far?" the grandson asks.

"It's wonderful," he says. "Let me tell you about the friendly residents
here.

"There's a musician who hasn't played the violin in 20 years, but
everyone still calls him Maestro.

"There's a physician here who hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years,
and they still call him Doc.

"And me, I haven't had sex for over 30 years, yet everybody still calls
me the F*cking Yankee

[millergrovesue]

[crocmommy]

lol,,,,we ought to have a whole joke thread. Used to have one on the lighter side of the old DD.

[BillB]

A retired man's wife asked him what he was going to do today.
"Nothing"
"But you did nothing yesterday".
"Yep, but I didn't get done".

[Sangersteve]

lol,,,,we ought to have a whole joke thread. Used to have one on the lighter side of the old DD.

All those in favor of Crocmommy starting a joke thread say aye.

AYE

[crocmommy]

lol,,,,we ought to have a whole joke thread. Used to have one on the lighter side of the old DD.

All those in favor of Crocmommy starting a joke thread say aye.

AYE

Would I need to think of an actual joke to start it off with? Will have to think of one I know.

[crocmommy]

lol,,,,we ought to have a whole joke thread. Used to have one on the lighter side of the old DD.

All those in favor of Crocmommy starting a joke thread say aye.

AYE

Would I need to think of an actual joke to start it off with? Will have to think of one I know.

[GFB]

A New York City family wants to put Grandpa in a nursing home, but all the
city's facilities are full. So they decide to put him in a highly touted
home in Marshall. After a few days, they call him.

"How do you like it so far?" the grandson asks.

"It's wonderful," he says. "Let me tell you about the friendly residents
here.

"There's a musician who hasn't played the violin in 20 years, but
everyone still calls him Maestro.

"There's a physician here who hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years,
and they still call him Doc.

"And me, I haven't had sex for over 30 years, yet everybody still calls
me the F*cking Yankee

Hey..I don't get it!

[millergrovesue]

My all time favorite! Horse walks into a bar.......................