Help wanted...

[Jami]

Actual help wanted posting:

The Donut House is now hiring! Cook/donut cutter needed. Starting Pay is $10 hr. Apply in person. Weekends are a must but flexible. Hours are Between 12 am -830am depending on location. If you are lazy and just want a check don't apply. If you are self motivated & seek a good paying job with a future including higher wages & other benefits then apply. If your parent comes to get you an application don't bother turning it in. Man up get up dress to impress. Have credible references as they will
Be called. Stupid people need not apply. If you asked "well who's stupid? " it includes you. If you carry a handgun please apply. Political incorrectness is a plus. Yes this is a serious post I do need an employee. Apply in person.


You can find it on their FB page.... The DONUT HOUSE Ellis County Texas https://www.facebook.com/The-DONUT-HOUS ... 9/?fref=ts

Some of the comments are interesting.

[GFB]

Great!

[ralph]

Great!

------------ ditto !!

[Ric]

Heh.. *I* might need that....

[jellowrestling]

Love it.

[ann jusko]

I love it! Truth in advertising finally.

[crocmommy]

Heh.. *I* might need that....

Would you like to be a donut cutter/cook Ric?

[Ric]

like to and need to can be different things.

[crocmommy]

like to and need to can be different things.

Yikes, doesn't sound good there.

[Ric]

not particularly, no... we'll see.

[GFB]

Heh.. *I* might need that....

I thought you meant..a donut.

[Ric]

I can ALWAYS use a donut.

[crocmommy]

Ever had a cronut? Those are the BEST!!

[GFB]

Ever had a cronut? Those are the BEST!!

Does this have a punch line?

[crocmommy]

Ever had a cronut? Those are the BEST!!

Does this have a punch line?

Nope, cronuts are donuts made out croissant dough. They are wonderful!

[Ric]

Crossaint donuts are awesome.... HEB has the BEST Crossaint Donuts...