Joe Republican speaks
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:24 pm
Hi, my name is Joe Republican. I'm a hard worker. I have an average job and make an average income. I have for years. Every once in a while someone I love is unemployed, sick, or otherwise incapable of making a living for their family. That's even happened to me a couple times over the years.
My fellow Republicans tell me that all I have to do is pull myself up by my bootstraps and I will be successful and prosperous. They tell me that I don't need to rely on the Federal Government to help me get through the tough times. They tell me its not the Federal Government's business. They tell me that this is America and as long as Exxon, Bank of America, and Monsanto are thriving we should be satisfied. No....not satisfied...HAPPY.
As long as Republicans can convince me that I should pay the same tax rate as someone who makes 10 times as much as I do.....I'm with them.
As long as the Republicans believe anyone who can fog a mirror can legally own as many firearms as they want.....I'm with them.
As long as Republicans are against any type of birth control, including abortion, contraceptives, or any meaningful sex education in schools.....I'm with them.
As long as Republicans are opposed to single-parent and same-sex couples adoption...I'm with them. Hell, they're pro-LIFE! They told me so, why wouldn't I believe them?
As long as Republicans are against expanding Medicaid for people who are poor, or sick, or struggling to find meaningful employment.....I'm with them.
As long as Republicans are against public education and all of those rich government paid teachers....I'm with them.
I don't care if I vote against my own interests...I'm gonna vote for the Republicans. They're looking out for me. They going to make America great again.
My fellow Republicans tell me that all I have to do is pull myself up by my bootstraps and I will be successful and prosperous. They tell me that I don't need to rely on the Federal Government to help me get through the tough times. They tell me its not the Federal Government's business. They tell me that this is America and as long as Exxon, Bank of America, and Monsanto are thriving we should be satisfied. No....not satisfied...HAPPY.
As long as Republicans can convince me that I should pay the same tax rate as someone who makes 10 times as much as I do.....I'm with them.
As long as the Republicans believe anyone who can fog a mirror can legally own as many firearms as they want.....I'm with them.
As long as Republicans are against any type of birth control, including abortion, contraceptives, or any meaningful sex education in schools.....I'm with them.
As long as Republicans are opposed to single-parent and same-sex couples adoption...I'm with them. Hell, they're pro-LIFE! They told me so, why wouldn't I believe them?
As long as Republicans are against expanding Medicaid for people who are poor, or sick, or struggling to find meaningful employment.....I'm with them.
As long as Republicans are against public education and all of those rich government paid teachers....I'm with them.
I don't care if I vote against my own interests...I'm gonna vote for the Republicans. They're looking out for me. They going to make America great again.