Customer service
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2021 7:32 am
Our internet went out last Wednesday.
I reset the modem/router
Nope
Called customer service
CS: I'm going to connect with your modem.( In very bad english)
OK
CS: I can't connect to your modem
OK
CS: I'm going to show you how to rest your modem
You mean unplug it and plug it back in?
CS: Now sir if you can locate your modem and remove the power supply from the modem
You mean unplug it and plug it back in?
CS: Have you located your modem?
Yes
CS: Can you locate the power supply?
Yes
CS: Can you unplug the power supply?
Yes
CS: Wait 15 seconds and plug it back in.
OK
CS: Now on your phone navigate to xxx.com to see in your internet is working
Why would I use my phone to check if my home internet is working?
CS: Is your internet connection restored?
No
CS: Your internet seems to be out.
No shit sherlock how did you puzzle that out?
CS: I will schedule a service tech for you on Monday 8/16
Could I speak to a supervisor?
CS: No one is available
You mean that your level of troubleshooting is limited to unplug and plug back in?
CS: Yes sir
Could I speak to level two service?
CS: No one is available. Thank you for calling goodbye.
Now I'm pissed and start troubleshooting
After about an hour I locate a MoCa adapter that has bricked the internet.
Bypass MoCa and back up and running, but now no internet service for television.
So I call back to let them know to bring a MoCa when service shows up.
CS: So you want to cancel the service call? (equally bad english)
No I want to make sure they bring a MoCa
CS: What is that?
Nevermind just put on the service call to bring a MoCa
CS: Thank you for calling, goodbye
I have had six call backs, all in broken english, from six different people asking, if I need to cancel.
Out sourced customer service sucks.
Tomorrow may be fun.
I reset the modem/router
Nope
Called customer service
CS: I'm going to connect with your modem.( In very bad english)
OK
CS: I can't connect to your modem
OK
CS: I'm going to show you how to rest your modem
You mean unplug it and plug it back in?
CS: Now sir if you can locate your modem and remove the power supply from the modem
You mean unplug it and plug it back in?
CS: Have you located your modem?
Yes
CS: Can you locate the power supply?
Yes
CS: Can you unplug the power supply?
Yes
CS: Wait 15 seconds and plug it back in.
OK
CS: Now on your phone navigate to xxx.com to see in your internet is working
Why would I use my phone to check if my home internet is working?
CS: Is your internet connection restored?
No
CS: Your internet seems to be out.
No shit sherlock how did you puzzle that out?
CS: I will schedule a service tech for you on Monday 8/16
Could I speak to a supervisor?
CS: No one is available
You mean that your level of troubleshooting is limited to unplug and plug back in?
CS: Yes sir
Could I speak to level two service?
CS: No one is available. Thank you for calling goodbye.
Now I'm pissed and start troubleshooting
After about an hour I locate a MoCa adapter that has bricked the internet.
Bypass MoCa and back up and running, but now no internet service for television.
So I call back to let them know to bring a MoCa when service shows up.
CS: So you want to cancel the service call? (equally bad english)
No I want to make sure they bring a MoCa
CS: What is that?
Nevermind just put on the service call to bring a MoCa
CS: Thank you for calling, goodbye
I have had six call backs, all in broken english, from six different people asking, if I need to cancel.
Out sourced customer service sucks.
Tomorrow may be fun.