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If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:27 am
by planosteve
I read recently about all of the things Charles has done for him. Do you know he doesn't even squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube? It's done for him by a servant and has to be exactly 1".
And now they are all being laid off!
We should have let Hitler have their sorry asses.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ch ... 45c2cdf72a
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 8:58 am
by GRANDPA
Man, who shit in your Froot Loops this morning?
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:05 am
by planosteve
GRANDPA wrote:Man, who shit in your Froot Loops this morning?
Who squeezes your toothpast tube?
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:48 am
by GRANDPA
You got up way too early this morning. Go take a nap.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:53 am
by planosteve
GRANDPA wrote:You got up way too early this morning. Go take a nap.
I have 1 Limey ancestor. Fortunately, he had the sence to get the hell out before that psycopath Churchill took over.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 10:06 am
by GFB
Dumbest thread ever?
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 10:34 am
by planosteve
GFB wrote:Dumbest thread ever?
Thanks, I was afraid you might like it.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 11:52 am
by GRANDPA
GFB wrote:Dumbest thread ever?
The day is not yet half over, so PSteve still has plenty of time to come up with something even more dumb.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:42 pm
by Kiamichi
I had nothing against the Queen but some of the commentators in the media are really going overboard in their homage to her. On the radio I heard some conservative talk show figure say that Elizabeth--a person whose role was purely ceremonial, whose addresses to Parliament were written by the Prime Minister, and who would cause a major scandal by expressing a political opinion even in private--was the most influential public figure of the twentieth century.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:49 pm
by planosteve
If you want to see just how piss poor the English are compared to the Irish, just look at this:
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=un ... &FORM=VIRE
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:21 am
by GRANDPA
Admit it, you're just pissed because BBC America preempted its marathon of Star Trek Next Generation to cover the Queen's funeral.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 2:08 pm
by jellowrestling
Most, but not all of them are being laid off. But with Charles gone, they are closing his former residence. What would you have them do? Fire the Buckingham Palace (or whatever) staff to make room for them?
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 4:52 pm
by planosteve
jellowrestling wrote:Most, but not all of them are being laid off. But with Charles gone, they are closing his former residence. What would you have them do? Fire the Buckingham Palace (or whatever) staff to make room for them?
So, are you infering that Charles is now going to have to squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube all by himself?
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 12:44 pm
by GRANDPA
I bet he'll let Camilla squeeze his tube.
Admit it, y'all were thinking it, or wish you had thought of it first.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:13 pm
by planosteve
GRANDPA wrote:I bet he'll let Camilla squeeze his tube.
Admit it, y'all were thinking it, or wish you had thought of it first.
Well, I can tell you this. At age 73, there's not much paste left in the tube.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:38 am
by GRANDPA
This happened to be in my email this morning from Quora.
Is the rumor true that Prince Charles doesn't squeeze his own toothpaste?
No. Well, partly true.
Back in 1990, Prince Charles fell during a polo match and broke a bone in his arm, right by the shoulder blade. The bone healed on its own, but had to be immobilized for a few months. So yes, during that time, when he was disabled, his valet had a few extra duties, like putting the toothpaste on the brush for him. As soon as his arm was out of the sling, the Prince began squeezing his own tubes.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2022 6:06 pm
by planosteve
Last time I saw him he had two arms.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:09 pm
by jellowrestling
planosteve wrote:jellowrestling wrote:Most, but not all of them are being laid off. But with Charles gone, they are closing his former residence. What would you have them do? Fire the Buckingham Palace (or whatever) staff to make room for them?
So, are you infering that Charles is now going to have to squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube all by himself?
No, you are inferring that. I didn't imply it.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:54 pm
by GRANDPA
planosteve wrote:Last time I saw him he had two arms.
1990 was 32 years ago. When was the last time, if ever, you saw with your own two eyes, or better yet, a CREDIBLE source, someone else squeeze Chuck's toothpaste for him? Camilla doesn't count.
Re: If the last week hasen't been a lesson on why England is a piss poor country I don't know what will!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2022 9:07 pm
by planosteve
GRANDPA wrote:planosteve wrote:Last time I saw him he had two arms.
1990 was 32 years ago. When was the last time, if ever, you saw with your own two eyes, or better yet, a CREDIBLE source, someone else squeeze Chuck's toothpaste for him? Camilla doesn't count.
It was "his man". And he did it every day, not just when he had a problem. And it was just 1 of the rediculous duties he was expected to do.