Daddy’s girl!

[GFB]

A man was telling his buddy over coffee, "You won't believe what
happened last night.

My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, do not pay off
my college tuition loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my
clothes, and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of
my jewelry to the Salvation Army. Then, sell my car, take my front door
key away from me, and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and
never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will
and leave my share to anyone you choose.”

"Holy Smokes", replied the friend, "She actually said that?”

The father replied, "Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that.
I'm paraphrasing a little.”

What she actually said was, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed.

We're going to work together on The Biden 2024 campaign.