That leaves them with Kamala, since she's less popular than Joe,
That won't work.
Then they trot out Gavin Newsom
Even a third of Californian dems hate Gavin
Next up Gretchen Whitmer.
Who?
Their last choice Michelle
She likes the good life too much to run.
So allow me to gift them with the perfect substitute.
The tag team to beat them all
Yes Sir they can serve as Co-Presidents
Two Texas favorites
Without a complete brain between them
Beto O'Rourke and Wendy Davis
