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Tampon Tim, who claims to have been a hunter all his life, invited a bunch of reporters to go pheasant hunting with him.

Tampon and his entourage all wore identical brand new clothes, most likely purchased the day before at Academy Sports or Dick's Sporting Goods.

Tampon struggled mightily trying to figure out how to load his shotgun. It was obvious that he wasn't familiar with the gun.

Then Tampon posed in his brand new clothes with his shotgun (not sure if it ever got loaded) so the reporters could take some pictures.

I don't think a shot was ever fired.

Tampon is a big phony.

Indeed, "All Leftists are serial liars."

Don't forget he drank a diet Mountain Dew.

He's a real man

Sounds like they are running the John Kerry playbook. “Can I get me a hunting license here?”

Isn't hunting supposed to be a symbol of that toxic masculinity? You know, murdering innocent animals. At least in this case I think all the birds were safe.

And in other news, Donald Trump goes peasant hunting.

And it appears he’s found boatloads.

Tip for politicians:

If you ain't a real cowboy don't wear a cowboy hat, if you're not the real deal you look ridiculous.

If you ain't a real hunter, you will look ridiculous.

Unless you are the host of a hunting show on TV, who goes hunting with video coverage?

BigTex wrote:Unless you are the host of a hunting show on TV, who goes hunting with video coverage?

For that matter, who goes golfing with video coverage?