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I heard that Trump is of Islamic heritage. He used to diddle his daughter in the shower, and he likes KC And The Sunshine Band. Not to mention he pees in the shower and secretly sneaks clove cigarettes past Melania.

Of course I can’t prove any of this, but hey, it sounds good and Republicans do this kind of crap all the damn time. So, why not?

Of course, Democrats don't do this sort of thing. They wouldn't create phony dossiers and claim Russian collusion, or fake documents to release just before an election purporting that the GOP candidate willfully shirked his military duty, or have 57 intel people say that the documented and very real Hunter Biden laptop was Russian disinformation, or that Mitt Romney didn't pay his taxes, etc... ad nauseum.