This just in.

[rusty]

I’m thinking about starting my own political party.
The Moron Party.
The hook will be MAMA - Make America Moronic Again. MAMA.
It will be a party like no one has ever seen.
The likes of which have never before been experienced in the world. Like no one has ever seen.
Every one of the morons will love it, like no one has ever seen.
And they’ll adore me like nobody has never been seen.
They’ll love it the likes of which nobody has ever loved anything before. Also, like no one has ever seen.
We’ll just make up stuff as we go, and then chicken out on every decision we make. Like no one has ever seen.
And all of these decisions will be loved around the world. Like no one has ever seen.
I’m going to appoint GfB and Mark and all the other morons. These are morons like the world has ever seen. Also, like no one has ever seen.

Oh wait, theres already one of these. MAGA/TACO. But we can still start MAMA. It will be a party like no one has ever seen.

But it will be big with all of the morons! Big like no one has ever seen.