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A novel approach

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:29 pm
by Sangersteve
From England

Blame the people that give you money to buy food, that they don't give you enough.

A 350-pound mother of two claims the reason she is morbidly obese is because she needs more of taxpayers’ money to break her bad eating habits.

Christina Briggs, of Wigan, England, says she can only afford junk food and that she doesn’t exercise because she doesn’t have enough funds to join a gym, the Daily Mail reports.

“It’s not easy being overweight and on benefits,” the single mother told Closer Magazine. “If I was well off, I’d be able to buy fresh food and afford a gym membership.”

Re: A novel approach

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:51 pm
by BigTex
You can walk for free, lard-ass.

An apple is a lot cheaper than a BigMac and fries, lard-ass.

Re: A novel approach

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:08 pm
by planosteve
BigTex wrote:You can walk for free, lard-ass.

An apple is a lot cheaper than a BigMac and fries, lard-ass.

Now, now. Let's not be judgemental shall we. Besides, they don't have French fries in the UK. Just chips. And the burgers are sometimes horsemeat. Very lean.