I may not have a head tomorrow.
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:29 pm
Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?
Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old.
What is the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and Michael Jackson? A. One is a pedophile child rapist and the other recorded six platinum albums.
Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.
Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets? A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.
What’s the difference between Mecca and a bowl of yogurt? A. The yogurt has a living culture.
How do you get a Muslim out of a shower? A. Turn the water on
What is the difference between a roll of toilet paper and the Koran? A. One is great for wiping your butt and the other comes in 2-ply.
What do you call an Iman who owns a camel and a goat? A. Bisexual.
How do you get Mohammed's wife pregnant? A. Dress her up as a 10-year old boy.
Hear about Dora the Explorer's muslim friend?
She's Doda the Exploda
If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap ...
And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"
So Marvel Comics will introduce a female Muslim superhero who can fly.
Which is handy, since she's not allowed to drive.
Why did the sex offenders cross the road?
To catch the bus to the mosque.
"Muhammad come quick, there's a wanted poster with your face on in the market square. It says you're wanted for pedophilia."
Muhammad: "From this day forth, to draw Muhammad is blasphemous and shall be punishable by death!"
A muslim walked into a bar with his wife.
Bartender says “The goat can stay but the filthy unwashed beast has to go.
Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old.
What is the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and Michael Jackson? A. One is a pedophile child rapist and the other recorded six platinum albums.
Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.
Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets? A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.
What’s the difference between Mecca and a bowl of yogurt? A. The yogurt has a living culture.
How do you get a Muslim out of a shower? A. Turn the water on
What is the difference between a roll of toilet paper and the Koran? A. One is great for wiping your butt and the other comes in 2-ply.
What do you call an Iman who owns a camel and a goat? A. Bisexual.
How do you get Mohammed's wife pregnant? A. Dress her up as a 10-year old boy.
Hear about Dora the Explorer's muslim friend?
She's Doda the Exploda
If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap ...
And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"
So Marvel Comics will introduce a female Muslim superhero who can fly.
Which is handy, since she's not allowed to drive.
Why did the sex offenders cross the road?
To catch the bus to the mosque.
"Muhammad come quick, there's a wanted poster with your face on in the market square. It says you're wanted for pedophilia."
Muhammad: "From this day forth, to draw Muhammad is blasphemous and shall be punishable by death!"
A muslim walked into a bar with his wife.
Bartender says “The goat can stay but the filthy unwashed beast has to go.