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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, ‘Girlfriend? She's my wife!'

They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age,' Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

funny !!

Young guys may be faster and stronger, but us old guys use subterfuge.

my husband's best friend from High School was 70 when he married his 20 year old girlfriend from China ......she was 18 when they started "dating" Brought her home from China , now living in San Francisco

scarlett~nc wrote:my husband's best friend from High School was 70 when he married his 20 year old girlfriend from China ......she was 18 when they started "dating" Brought her home from China , now living in San Francisco

I'm sure it's true love - no money involved at all.

What would a 70 year old and a 20 year old have to talk about never mind all the other stuff.

Where did put the Will ?