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Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:36 pm
by Red Oak
What do you mean today’s our anniversary?

Can we not talk to each other tonight?

Oh, this diamond is way too big!

And for our honeymoon we’re going Pheasant Hunting in South Dakota!

Damnit, don’t stop for directions. I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.

You’re so sexy when you’re hungover.

I love it when you go hunting on Sundays. I just wish you had time to go on Saturday too.

No, No, I’ll take the car to have the oil changed.

I don’t care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

Not that Salad Place again! Come on; let’s go to that new Hooters!

I'm wrong. You must be right again.

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:48 pm
by grouchy
I have decided that George Strait is not really the sexiest man in the world.

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:04 pm
by crocmommy
Some of those I might actually say. You'll never know which ones...

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:05 pm
by crocmommy
Of course dear, I love taking out the trash for you....

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:08 pm
by Red Oak
Oh let's go shoot that new 300 Black Out you built last week !

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:58 pm
by BigTex
Not more HGTV. Is there a game on?

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:30 pm
by LibraryLady
crocmommy wrote:Some of those I might actually say. You'll never know which ones...


I'm with you CM.......I've actually said one of those on RO's list. ..actually 2 of them, and I'll let everyone wonder which 2.
:D

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:46 pm
by GRANDPA
No, I don't need another purse
No, I don't need another pair of shoes.
If I see another damn garage sale, I'll throw up.
I'm sorry, but that really is an ugly baby.

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:45 pm
by Red Oak
Who knew Croc Mommy & LL Pheasant hunted and liked Hooters ? :-)

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:24 am
by millergrovesue
I guess I'm gonna have to turn in my wife card. Except I've never been in a Hooter's and don't plan on ever going to one. And, I'm not a pheasant, country music/musicians, or gun fan.

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:58 am
by grouchy
LibraryLady wrote:
crocmommy wrote:Some of those I might actually say. You'll never know which ones...


I'm with you CM.......I've actually said one of those on RO's list. ..actually 2 of them, and I'll let everyone wonder which 2.
:D

#8 and #9?

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:41 am
by crocmommy
grouchy wrote:
LibraryLady wrote:
crocmommy wrote:Some of those I might actually say. You'll never know which ones...


I'm with you CM.......I've actually said one of those on RO's list. ..actually 2 of them, and I'll let everyone wonder which 2.
:D

#8 and #9?


For me 1 and 2,sort of. One year, I actually forgot my anniversary..had too much going on. And sometimes really not up for talking either. Tax season is sucking the life out of me right now.

And I would never spend $300 on a dress or any other article of clothing.

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:03 pm
by millergrovesue
I've forgotten our anniversary for the past 2 years. Very embarassing.

And I'm with you, Croc, on the clothing costs. But then I'm not a clothes or jewelry person. I think Bob knew he was getting a good deal when he wanted to take me shopping for an engagement ring and I told him I didn't want one. :P

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:25 pm
by LibraryLady
3, 7 an 9.
...not in those exact words but the meaning was the same.

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:42 pm
by millergrovesue
Nothing offends me more...........and it's legitimate..............than being categorized with "women" in these stupid lists. I'm not a category. I'm me. I don't put this kind of crap in mens categories, because individuals deserve better, and don't appreciate it when it's done to me. To me it's not funny nor is it accurate...............and I'm a person with a great sense of humor..............when it's appropriate.

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:05 pm
by millergrovesue
Okay, and some would say not fair to categorize engineers................perhaps not.

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:18 pm
by Red Oak
Sue it is a joke - it is not directed at you - this board doesn't revolve around you (or me), nor does the universe.
Although you give off the impression that it does.



You are free to ignore a anything I post here, you are also free to comment on it or not.

If you think engineers are assholes you are free to say so, also.

And I could not care less about what you find humorous or what you think about me.

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:05 am
by millergrovesue
Red Oak wrote:Sue it is a joke - it is not directed at you - this board doesn't revolve around you (or me), nor does the universe.
Although you give off the impression that it does.



You are free to ignore a anything I post here, you are also free to comment on it or not.

If you think engineers are assholes you are free to say so, also.

And I could not care less about what you find humorous or what you think about me.


Well thanks for the permission. I feel so much better. :D

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:10 pm
by crocmommy
Sheesh

Although NO list will apply to everyone of a certain gender, I think women are most apt to say some things than men are. That being said, I think most of us girls who are still hanging around here are not your "typical" girl. But the list doesn't really bother me because I know women who would say most of those things.

There....

Re: Things you will never hear your Wife say !

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:59 pm
by Dancer
Mine would never say I need more Beer or Pit-Bulls. BUT She can't wait for me to retire so I can take care of things around here. Oh yea, one more: It's OK to leave the toilet seat down.