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Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:52 pm
by LibraryLady
(I've been off line for 4 days, so this is late in being posted)
Letterman featured Top Ten from last Wed.
Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Ted Cruz
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
10. Was never elected to Congress, just started showing up
9. Loves his home country, and America
8. Not Mormon but still wears special underpants
7. Vows to stay in the race until offered a spot on "Dancing With The Stars"
6. Filibusters in his sleep
5. 'Ted' is short for 'Tedium'
4. Uses teeth-whitening strips and hair-blackening strips
3. Already planning 2020 failed presidential bid
2. His wife affectionately refers to him as 'Ted Cruz'
1. Has just as good a chance of winning the Democratic party's nomination
Re: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:55 pm
by Red Oak
The dried up old Leftwing pervert needs to fire his joke writers.
Re: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:07 pm
by BigTex
he forgot "signed up for Obamacare even though he opposes it"
Re: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:49 pm
by Mark
Letterman is a lot like Jimmy Carter. At this point in his life, he is little more than a bitter old man.
Re: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:19 am
by ann jusko
Never have liked his mean humor. These aren't even near to being funny. I watch channel 11 news at 10 and can't change the channel fast enough when it's over.
Re: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:28 am
by GFB
Liberals are unhappy people.
R e: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:31 am
by grouchy
Sue, thanks for posting this. The neat thing about this type of list is that are a few things that ring a bell. #9 rings true. #5 and #4 are just plain funny.
#3.......please be true.
Re: R e: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:38 am
by millergrovesue
grouchy wrote:Sue, thanks for posting this. The neat thing about this type of list is that are a few things that ring a bell. #9 rings true. #5 and #4 are just plain funny.
#3.......please be true.
Thanks, but I didn't post it. I can't remember the last time I watched Letterman. Yeah, I find some of them amusing and yeah, I thought he was supposed to be retiring. A 60+ year old man doing silly stunts like a male teenager is uncomfortable, not funny.
Re: R e: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:49 am
by grouchy
millergrovesue wrote:grouchy wrote:Sue, thanks for posting this. The neat thing about this type of list is that are a few things that ring a bell. #9 rings true. #5 and #4 are just plain funny.
#3.......please be true.
Thanks, but I didn't post it. I can't remember the last time I watched Letterman. Yeah, I find some of them amusing and yeah, I thought he was supposed to be retiring. A 60+ year old man doing silly stunts like a male teenager is uncomfortable, not funny.
Sorry to have caused confusion, 'LL also answers to Sue.
Re: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:25 am
by planosteve
Nedob Russell wrote:Pretty funny.
Is Nedob Boden spelled backwards?
Re: R e: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:28 am
by millergrovesue
grouchy wrote:Sorry to have caused confusion, 'LL also answers to Sue.
Oh, that must mean she's old too. No one has named their kid Sue in probably 60 years or more.
Re: R e: Top Ten Ted Cruz.......
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:31 pm
by LibraryLady
millergrovesue wrote:grouchy wrote:Sorry to have caused confusion, 'LL also answers to Sue.
Oh, that must mean she's old too. No one has named their kid Sue in probably 60 years or more.
Hey, hey, who you calling old??
In real life, "Sue" has nothing to do with me or my name. It is my pseudonym for DD Facebook. FB would not let me use LL.
........Sometimes when I am over here and someone says "Sue" I have to regroup and determine if it is a comment meant for me or millergrovesue.
