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Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 8:51 pm
by Sangersteve
Why is there no light in the freezer?

What crisis help create "Right turn on red"?

Feel free to add your mystery.

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 8:59 pm
by planosteve
Why are there so few people in the world who's name begins with "X"?

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Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 9:20 pm
by grouchy
Why is it that "common knowledge" usually is not.

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Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 9:48 pm
by GFB
Why is it that during "breakfast hours"...at any quality U. S. ethnic
airport restaurant..Japanese, Mexican, Cajun, German, Italian or any other..you get the same eggs, bacon and home fries.

Basically they all turn into a really bad version Denny's.

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 9:58 pm
by BillB
Why does diesel fuel cost more than gasoline when it costs less to refine?

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Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 10:21 pm
by BigTex
How come people can figure out how to operate a car and drive it to the grocery store, but they can't count to 15?

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Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 9:07 am
by Fitzroy
Why do some trucks have the word FISH on the trailer?

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 9:36 am
by millergrovesue
Why do we say "It goes without saying" then say it anyway?

BTW, my freezer has a light and the trucks with FISH are usually delivering fish for stocking tanks and lakes. But I guess that goes without saying. :D

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 10:19 am
by John in Plano
BillB wrote:Why does diesel fuel cost more than gasoline when it costs less to refine?



Why is diesel cheaper than gasoline in CA ?

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 10:53 am
by grouchy
millergrovesue wrote:Why do we say "It goes without saying" then say it anyway?

BTW, my freezer has a light and the trucks with FISH are usually delivering fish for stocking tanks and lakes. But I guess that goes without saying. :D

Also any food distributor that sells seafood is required by the state of Texas
to have FISH posted on the vehicle.

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 11:10 am
by millergrovesue
I did not know that. Thanks for the info, Grouchy.

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:31 pm
by GRANDPA
Why do so many places that have double doors keep one of the locked?

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Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 12:34 am
by Red Oak
If lesbians are not attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look sorta like men ?

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 2:50 am
by grouchy
I was sitting around a campfire with my grandpa about 60 years ago. He said, "Billy there are some folks in this world that just need a good killin."

The mystery is that how did a man that never went beyond the 6th grade get so wise?

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 12:27 pm
by jellowrestling
Why do the doors at 7-11 have locks when they are open 24 hours?

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 12:30 pm
by BillB
jellowrestling wrote:Why do the doors at 7-11 have locks when they are open 24 hours?


Some aren't open 24 hours.
If they didn't have locks, they would have to install locks if they ever changed their schedule.

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 12:38 pm
by BigTex
My guess:

If they have to go to the bathroom, they wait until there are no customers in the store, lock the doors, and proceed.

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 1:00 pm
by BillB
Every year the State Fair has TV ads saying:
No Beverages May Be Taken Into Fair Grounds, Especially Alcohol

What does "Especially Alcohol" mean? It is already stated "no beverages".

That's like saying "No Dogs Allowed, Especially Poodles".

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 8:55 pm
by GRANDPA
Well, maybe they really really don't like poodles.

Re: Mysteries of life

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 9:50 pm
by geeiabil
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Why is Texas the only state in the US that posts signs warning of guard rail damage ahead?