The All Girl Biker Bar

[Red Oak]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker
bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know a few things about this bar:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, suffering from PMS.
2. The bouncer is a 300 blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a Bowie Knife.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and deadly with a Pistol.

"Now, think about it cowboy, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

Ah Hell no, I would have to repeat at least five times !

[grouchy]

I love it and will tell it to my daughters.

[millergrovesue]

Okay, I'm blond.............and I laughed!

[BigTex]

Version B: "OK, I'll tell it real slow."

[grouchy]

A few years ago I spent about 18 months down in Crimes and Madison counties doing Oil & Gas Leasing. There was a nice restaurant/bar out in the middle of nowhere. A lot of biker clubs came there on the weekends.
One Saturday afternoon I was sitting on the patio and about 25 folks drove up.
One of the ladies was wearing a tee shirt that had "B.I.T.C.H" on it. Underneath that was written beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming and horny. I cracked up and told her I loved it. She and thy she was with sat down at my table and we had a few cool ones. A good day.

[millergrovesue]

A few years ago I spent about 18 months down in Crimes and Madison counties doing Oil & Gas Leasing. There was a nice restaurant/bar out in the middle of nowhere. A lot of biker clubs came there on the weekends.
One Saturday afternoon I was sitting on the patio and about 25 folks drove up.
One of the ladies was wearing a tee shirt that had "B.I.T.C.H" on it. Underneath that was written beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming and horny. I cracked up and told her I loved it. She and thy she was with sat down at my table and we had a few cool ones. A good day.

Love it!