The All Girl Biker Bar
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 4:28 pm
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker
bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know a few things about this bar:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, suffering from PMS.
2. The bouncer is a 300 blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a Bowie Knife.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and deadly with a Pistol.
"Now, think about it cowboy, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
Ah Hell no, I would have to repeat at least five times !
bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know a few things about this bar:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, suffering from PMS.
2. The bouncer is a 300 blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a Bowie Knife.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and deadly with a Pistol.
"Now, think about it cowboy, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
Ah Hell no, I would have to repeat at least five times !