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Southern Hosptality
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:48 pm
by Red Oak
A New York City family wants to put Grandpa in a nursing home, but all the
city's facilities are full. So they decide to put him in a highly touted
home in Marshall. After a few days, they call him.
"How do you like it so far?" the grandson asks.
"It's wonderful," he says. "Let me tell you about the friendly residents
here.
"There's a musician who hasn't played the violin in 20 years, but
everyone still calls him Maestro.
"There's a physician here who hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years,
and they still call him Doc.
"And me, I haven't had sex for over 30 years, yet everybody still calls
me the F*cking Yankee
Re: Southern Hosptality
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:54 pm
by millergrovesue
Re: Southern Hosptality
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:21 pm
by crocmommy
lol,,,,we ought to have a whole joke thread. Used to have one on the lighter side of the old DD.
Re: Southern Hosptality
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:34 pm
by BillB
A retired man's wife asked him what he was going to do today.
"Nothing"
"But you did nothing yesterday".
"Yep, but I didn't get done".
Re: Southern Hosptality
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:35 pm
by Sangersteve
crocmommy wrote:lol,,,,we ought to have a whole joke thread. Used to have one on the lighter side of the old DD.
All those in favor of Crocmommy starting a joke thread say aye.
AYE
Re: Southern Hosptality
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:05 pm
by crocmommy
Sangersteve wrote:crocmommy wrote:lol,,,,we ought to have a whole joke thread. Used to have one on the lighter side of the old DD.
All those in favor of Crocmommy starting a joke thread say aye.
AYE
Would I need to think of an actual joke to start it off with? Will have to think of one I know.
Re: Southern Hosptality
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:05 pm
by crocmommy
Sangersteve wrote:crocmommy wrote:lol,,,,we ought to have a whole joke thread. Used to have one on the lighter side of the old DD.
All those in favor of Crocmommy starting a joke thread say aye.
AYE
Would I need to think of an actual joke to start it off with? Will have to think of one I know.
Re: Southern Hosptality
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:05 pm
by GFB
Red Oak wrote:A New York City family wants to put Grandpa in a nursing home, but all the
city's facilities are full. So they decide to put him in a highly touted
home in Marshall. After a few days, they call him.
"How do you like it so far?" the grandson asks.
"It's wonderful," he says. "Let me tell you about the friendly residents
here.
"There's a musician who hasn't played the violin in 20 years, but
everyone still calls him Maestro.
"There's a physician here who hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years,
and they still call him Doc.
"And me, I haven't had sex for over 30 years, yet everybody still calls
me the F*cking Yankee
Hey..I don't get it!
Re: Southern Hosptality
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:20 am
by millergrovesue
