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Mexican tap water

Having a drink offered by Bill Cosby.

Michael Jackson's doctor.

Prince's pharmacist.

Half-price gas station Sushi.

A Nazi plumber fixing my shower

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton.

An investment email from a Nigerian prince.

And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.

Josh Hamilton in a bar...(Rangers joke).

If the orgasmic coverage of Hillary's win last night is any indication, the coverage of the Democrat convention is going to be unwatchable.

Rattlesnakes

MSNBC

A bargain-brand paper towel in the cup test.

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.

A prostrate exam from Edward Scissorhands.
(Stolen from My Brother...)

A Frontier service call appointment.

A pedicure from the Toe Cutter (Mad Max reference).

A haircut from Sweeney Todd

Plumbing work done by Moe, Larry and Curly

Electrical wiring repair by Earnest P. Worrell

Iran nuke deal by John Kerry

NFL draft choice by Jerry Jones

A Russian gymnastics judge

Jabba the Hutt (too similar?)

A fumble recovery attempt by Leon Lett

Donald Trump

An eye exam from a blind optometrist

Hunting excursion with Dick Cheney