Bad passenger behavior on the plane

[LibraryLady]

https://www.yahoo.com/travel/airline-don-ts-never-get-c1415854741425.html?hp=1

[GFB]

Don't keep the window closed during take off or landing.

Don't put anything under your seat..only under the seat in front of you.

Don't be a donkey..check the damn grand piano.

Don't yank on the seat in front of you when you get up or down.

Don't spend more than a couple of minutes in the bathroom..you see that line?..that's because of you, dipwad.

[GFB]

Keep your kid in his seat..don't allow him to kick the seat in front of him..some poor sap is trying to sleep.

And don't let him run up and down the aisle..and please try to keep him quiet.

[GFB]

When boarding the plane, do not stand in the aisle while you search through your belongings to find your magazine..step out of the aisle into your row so people can get by.

When leaving..be ready..get your things quickly and get going..people are trying to catch other flights.

If you don't move fast or have nowhere to go except to wait in baggage for your luggage..stay put until others that need to move quickly get off.

[Bob Of Burleson]

GFB, you should be the all-time expert on this.

[LibraryLady]

IMO
The airlines should issue boarding passes in this sequence:
All window seats first
Middle of the aisle seats next
Aisle seats last........

Those wide bodies that have a center section of 4-5 seats would have to make some adjustments to that plan, but figure out a way to have less "crawl over your seatmate" chances.

[GFB]

IMO
The airlines should issue boarding passes in this sequence:
All window seats first
Middle of the aisle seats next
Aisle seats last........

Several airlines do it that way.

[Red Oak]

If you cannot easily lift your carry on into the overhead bin it is too damn heavy !