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Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby GFB » Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:25 am

Mexican tap water

Having a drink offered by Bill Cosby.

Michael Jackson's doctor.

Prince's pharmacist.

Half-price gas station Sushi.

A Nazi plumber fixing my shower

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton.

An investment email from a Nigerian prince.

And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby crocmommy » Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:28 am

Josh Hamilton in a bar...(Rangers joke).
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby BigTex » Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:48 am

If the orgasmic coverage of Hillary's win last night is any indication, the coverage of the Democrat convention is going to be unwatchable.
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby Mark » Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:38 pm

Rattlesnakes
The United States Constitution is under attack by the Democrat/Communist party.

Back by popular request:

Indeed, "All Leftists lack critical thinking skills."

Indeed, "All Leftist males are pussies."
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby BigTex » Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:43 pm

MSNBC
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby jellowrestling » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:34 am

A bargain-brand paper towel in the cup test.

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby MikeyDavis » Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:58 pm

A prostrate exam from Edward Scissorhands. :o
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby BigTex » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:41 pm

A Frontier service call appointment.
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby jellowrestling » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:48 pm

A pedicure from the Toe Cutter (Mad Max reference).
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby jellowrestling » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:55 pm

A haircut from Sweeney Todd
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby jellowrestling » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:14 pm

Plumbing work done by Moe, Larry and Curly

Electrical wiring repair by Earnest P. Worrell

Iran nuke deal by John Kerry

NFL draft choice by Jerry Jones

A Russian gymnastics judge

Jabba the Hutt (too similar?)

A fumble recovery attempt by Leon Lett

Donald Trump
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby jellowrestling » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:15 pm

An eye exam from a blind optometrist
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Re: Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Postby jellowrestling » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:25 pm

Hunting excursion with Dick Cheney
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