Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

[GFB]

Mexican tap water

Having a drink offered by Bill Cosby.

Michael Jackson's doctor.

Prince's pharmacist.

Half-price gas station Sushi.

A Nazi plumber fixing my shower

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton.

An investment email from a Nigerian prince.

And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.

[crocmommy]

Josh Hamilton in a bar...(Rangers joke).

[BigTex]

If the orgasmic coverage of Hillary's win last night is any indication, the coverage of the Democrat convention is going to be unwatchable.

[Mark]

Rattlesnakes

[BigTex]

MSNBC

[jellowrestling]

A bargain-brand paper towel in the cup test.

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.

[MikeyDavis]

A prostrate exam from Edward Scissorhands.
(Stolen from My Brother...)

[BigTex]

A Frontier service call appointment.

[jellowrestling]

A pedicure from the Toe Cutter (Mad Max reference).

[jellowrestling]

A haircut from Sweeney Todd

[jellowrestling]

Plumbing work done by Moe, Larry and Curly

Electrical wiring repair by Earnest P. Worrell

Iran nuke deal by John Kerry

NFL draft choice by Jerry Jones

A Russian gymnastics judge

Jabba the Hutt (too similar?)

A fumble recovery attempt by Leon Lett

Donald Trump

[jellowrestling]

An eye exam from a blind optometrist

[jellowrestling]

Hunting excursion with Dick Cheney