Tim Young

[Mark]

Tim was on fire last night...



"Do you think the people who bought Hunter's paintings for $500,000 had to pay for shipping or Democrats just hand-delivered them to Zelensky when they visited him?"

"My favorite lie about January 6 are the "journalists" who claim to have suffered PTSD."

"Do you think Eric Swalwell got Fang Fang some comp tickets to tonight's show?"

"Liz Cheney's ridiculous performance tonight put the final nail in the coffin of her political career... look for her to get blown out in her primary."

"It's really bad for Democrats when even Chris Wallace isn't buying the January 6 committee's bs."

"Alec Baldwin killed more people than the protesters on January 6."

I think he's wrong about her political career. She'll probably will just switch to Democrat. Her numbers are way down already.

Republicans and Democrats both hate her. The only chance she has of reviving her political career is to get the hell out of Wyoming. They hate her there.

[rusty]

Tim was on fire last night...



"Do you think the people who bought Hunter's paintings for $500,000 had to pay for shipping or Democrats just hand-delivered them to Zelensky when they visited him?"

"My favorite lie about January 6 are the "journalists" who claim to have suffered PTSD."

"Do you think Eric Swalwell got Fang Fang some comp tickets to tonight's show?"

"Liz Cheney's ridiculous performance tonight put the final nail in the coffin of her political career... look for her to get blown out in her primary."

"It's really bad for Democrats when even Chris Wallace isn't buying the January 6 committee's bs."

"Alec Baldwin killed more people than the protesters on January 6."

Man, what a great comedian. When it comes to comedy he’s right up there with Carrot Top, Gallagher, and a CPA

[Mark]

Yesterday:




"I can't help but notice that the CDC's guidelines to slow the spread of monkeypox doesn't include, "don't f**k monkeys.""




(The parts in red were edited by me to comply with board rules.)

[Mark]

A sampling of Tim's Father's Day posts...



"Happy Father's Day to all the men out there who don't take their kids to see drag shows."

"Everyone claims they have the greatest dad today - but did your dad get a Ukranian prosecutor fired so you could continue making 50k a month in an industry that you have no experience in while hooked on crack - AND get the Secret Service involved to ignore your federal gun crime?"

"I'm grateful for the toxic masculinity that my father taught me... which to the left, just means being taught how to be an adult male who values personal responsibility and morality....Happy Father's Day!"

[Mark]

Yesterday:




"When the mostly peaceful protesters loot Target later... is it considered a hate crime if they steal all the pride clothes from the children's section... or is it a hate crime if they don't?"

"Unf**kable people who will never need an abortion have lots to say about abortion."

"The leftists who want abortions should lobby Biden to actually do something about gas prices so they can drive to New York or California and get one at an affordable rate."

[Mark]

Yesterday:





"Biden blamed everything wrong in America on Putin again today... you'd think his handlers would look at poll numbers and at least try to mix it up at some point, since no one is buying it."

"If you asked me which government was more corrupt between the US, Ukraine and Russia... my response would be yes."

"Weve sent $60 billion to Ukraine... meanwhile, about 500,000 people have died in Ethiopia due to the war going on there... Maybe Ethiopia should look into buying some Hunter Biden paintings."

[Mark]

This morning:




"You know how I know Trump wasn't on Ghislaine Maxwell's list? It wasn't leaked."

[Mark]

Tim will be subbing for David Webb on SXM Patriot 125 this morning from 8:00 until 11:00.

[Mark]

Today:




"A new Quinnipiac poll shows Hispanic approval of Biden is down to 19%...

Maybe Jill should've called them fajitas and not breakfast tacos?"

[Mark]

Also today...





"Soooo... Democrats don't care as hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants flood into Texas and Arizona every month... but are now complaining that a few thousand have dared to reach their precious cities in the northeast... got it."

[Mark]

Last night, lol...




"A few months ago, Texans removed the Bushes from politics... now its time for Wyoming to remove the Cheneys."

[rusty]

Last night, lol...




"A few months ago, Texans removed the Bushes from politics... now its time for Wyoming to remove the Cheneys."

Yeah, this guy is hilarious.

No wonder why Republicans are known for having no sense of humor. They wouldn’t know humor if it bit them on their tiny dick.

[Mark]

Not saying the media is biased... just saying Liz Cheney is first person in American history to be blown out by 37 points in an election and go on a media tour that makes it look like she's won.

[jellowrestling]

Last night, lol...

"A few months ago, Texans removed the Bushes from politics... now its time for Wyoming to remove the Cheneys."

Yeah, this guy is hilarious.

No wonder why Republicans are known for having no sense of humor. They wouldn’t know humor if it bit them on their tiny dick.

I would be interested in seeing what you think is funny that's coming from the Left.

[jellowrestling]

Last night, lol...

"A few months ago, Texans removed the Bushes from politics... now its time for Wyoming to remove the Cheneys."

Yeah, this guy is hilarious.

No wonder why Republicans are known for having no sense of humor. They wouldn’t know humor if it bit them on their tiny dick.

I would be interested in seeing what you think is funny that's coming from the Left.

Apparently, this may take a while.

[jellowrestling]

Meanwhile, there's this:

RYN ATHYN, PA — Pennsylvania voters are on the edge of their seats today as Senate Candidate Mehmet Oz has promised to reveal one weird trick to getting crushed in a Senate race by a violent stroke victim.

"Once I show you this little-known secret, you too will be able to lose a race for political office, even if your opponent is a violent racist who chases down black joggers with shotguns and recently had a stroke and can barely talk!" said Oz to a group of supporters. "Stay tuned after the commercial break to find out how!"

Experts are speculating what Oz's secret to being such a bad Republican candidate might be. Possibilities range from frequent gaffes and cringeworthy campaign commercials to him being a left-wing progressive. "It's quite possible that his past outspoken support for abortion and radical gender ideology might be hurting his chances with voters who don't like abortion and radical gender ideology," said one political consultant.

At publishing time, Oz had also promised to reveal 10 ancient secrets for burning belly fat without dieting or exercising to anyone who votes for him.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-oz-revea ... oke-victim

[rusty]

Last night, lol...

"A few months ago, Texans removed the Bushes from politics... now its time for Wyoming to remove the Cheneys."

Yeah, this guy is hilarious.

No wonder why Republicans are known for having no sense of humor. They wouldn’t know humor if it bit them on their tiny dick.

I would be interested in seeing what you think is funny that's coming from the Left.

Coming from the left? What does that mean, and why does it matter? Funny is funny. Regardless of where it comes from. I haven't found a truly funny comedian since Richard Pryor died. Left or right......whatever that means.

I didn't consider the things this Mark guy has posted from Tim Young either way. He's just not funny,

Why do you feel you need to bring left or right into this?

Jerry Clower, probably right, but he was FUNNY, very FUNNY. Next to Pryor probably my favorite humorist. A strong Southern Baptist, not a liberal in any sense. But funny as all get out.
Lewis Grizzard, maybe/likely right, but he was FUNNY.
James Gregory, probably right, but he's FUNNY.

I don't care which way they swing if they're funny. This Tim guy's not funny.

[jellowrestling]

Yeah, this guy is hilarious.

No wonder why Republicans are known for having no sense of humor. They wouldn’t know humor if it bit them on their tiny dick.

I would be interested in seeing what you think is funny that's coming from the Left.

Coming from the left? What does that mean, and why does it matter? Funny is funny. Regardless of where it comes from. I haven't found a truly funny comedian since Richard Pryor died. Left or right......whatever that means.

I didn't consider the things this Mark guy has posted from Tim Young either way. He's just not funny,

Why do you feel you need to bring left or right into this?

Jerry Clower, probably right, but he was FUNNY, very FUNNY. Next to Pryor probably my favorite humorist. A strong Southern Baptist, not a liberal in any sense. But funny as all get out.
Lewis Grizzard, maybe/likely right, but he was FUNNY.
James Gregory, probably right, but he's FUNNY.

I don't care which way they swing if they're funny. This Tim guy's not funny.

I bring up Left/Right because Leftists have made it difficult for comedians to be funny. A great example is what has happened to Dave Chappelle (who is HILARIOUS, btw) with cancel culture.

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[Mark]

Leftists are miserable people that don't know how to have fun. There can be no humor in their lives.

Conservatives/libertarians are fun-loving people that just want to be left alone.

[Mark]

Tim Young filled in for David Webb again yesterday. He also posted this:

If an 18 year old isn't smart or responsible enough to sign for student loans... then how is a toddler smart or responsible enough to consent to a sex change?

The FBI interfered in the 2020 election and put people who protested it on January 6 in jail.