I can breathe just fine.....

[PlanoSooner]

I didn't resist arrest.....

[grouchy]

No shit!

[crocmommy]

I can't breathe but it's not because I'm resisting arrest and have to be held down.

[truep]

Better yet, don't do anything that will get you arrested!

[ann jusko]

I was arrested once, but honestly thought it was a joke. But he was serious. As we walked into the municipal building, two of the paramedics were outside. I said "Will you tell him...." They both thought it was a joke, too, and said "I've never seen you before." On we walk....As be was taking me to whatever it's called (booking place?), the two paramedics ran into the police chief's office. He got there so fast I didn't have time to even say a word. My crime? Driving a stolen vehicle. Wanna know how fast the Toyota dealer got there? They were putting a new windshield on my car and he said "Will you take a truck?" Worked fine for me and I was just tootling down the street to my office to pick up the manikins to do a CPR class. Later, a friend of my husband called him at work to tell him what happened. He said "I assured the owner you
weren't the suing type."

[crocmommy]

Glad to see they wasted no time getting a dangerous criminal off the streets...