The phallic jewelry is now available for purchase on tomford.com, and lest there be any lingering confusion, it is called, simply "the penis necklace"—crucifix not mentioned (we're sure Catholics the world over just sighed in relief).
It comes in three sizes, small, medium and large—so at the risk of offending anyone, we'd argue this is no time to get frugal. Large it is, for anyone on your Christmas gift list from the Samantha of your group, as a fertility talisman to the lady in your life looking to procreate, to your tongue-in-cheek Tom Ford-loving gay bestie or to that man who is proud as a peach with what he's working with. Just don't get it mixed up with mom's pressie once it's wrapped.
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-articles/tom-ford-penis-necklace
A perfect mens' gift, if he's man enough to wear it.
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A perfect mens' gift, if he's man enough to wear it.
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Re: A perfect mens' gift, if he's man enough to wear it.
you dont need to be mankly to wear this..... just an ass.
this is plain stupid
this is plain stupid
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Re: A perfect mens' gift, if he's man enough to wear it.
yep , but I bet they sell well !!
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Re: A perfect mens' gift, if he's man enough to wear it.
Vulgar, crude, obscene

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But, it's from a woman's magazine!LibraryLady wrote:Vulgar, crude, obscene

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Re: A perfect mens' gift, if he's man enough to wear it.
planosteve wrote:But, it's from a woman's magazine!LibraryLady wrote:Vulgar, crude, obscene
Doesn't change the fact that it is crude, vulgar and obscene.

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“I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
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