I may not have a head tomorrow.

[GFB]

Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?

Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What is the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and Michael Jackson? A. One is a pedophile child rapist and the other recorded six platinum albums.

Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.

Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets? A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.

What’s the difference between Mecca and a bowl of yogurt?
 A. The yogurt has a living culture.

How do you get a Muslim out of a shower? A. Turn the water on

What is the difference between a roll of toilet paper and the Koran?
 A. One is great for wiping your butt and the other comes in 2-ply.

What do you call an Iman who owns a camel and a goat?
 A. Bisexual.

How do you get Mohammed's wife pregnant? A. Dress her up as a 10-year old boy.

Hear about Dora the Explorer's muslim friend?

She's Doda the Exploda


If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap ...

And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"

So Marvel Comics will introduce a female Muslim superhero who can fly.

Which is handy, since she's not allowed to drive.

Why did the sex offenders cross the road?

To catch the bus to the mosque.

"Muhammad come quick, there's a wanted poster with your face on in the market square. It says you're wanted for pedophilia."

Muhammad: "From this day forth, to draw Muhammad is blasphemous and shall be punishable by death!"

A muslim walked into a bar with his wife.

Bartender says “The goat can stay but the filthy unwashed beast has to go.

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Prophet Mohammed was out on a jihad in foreign lands, got sick, and couldn't get better. He finally called in a Jewish wise man who examined him.

The sage thought for a bit, and then told Mohammed: "Get a bucket. Poop in the bucket. Pee in the bucket. Have all your family do it. Then leave the bucket in a closet for a week. Next, for 7 days, put your head in the bucket and breathe deeply. Then call for me."

Mohammed did as he was told, then called for the sage "By my beard! I am cured! How did you do it?!"

The Jewish sage just shrugged, "Meh. You were just homesick."

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As one muslim mother said to another muslim mother " Kids today they blow up so fast"