Mysteries of life
- Sangersteve
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Mysteries of life
Why is there no light in the freezer?
What crisis help create "Right turn on red"?
Feel free to add your mystery.
What crisis help create "Right turn on red"?
Feel free to add your mystery.
It's a joke son,I say a joke
- planosteve
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Why are there so few people in the world who's name begins with "X"?
There is no bad peace and there are no good wars
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Why is it that "common knowledge" usually is not.
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Why is it that during "breakfast hours"...at any quality U. S. ethnic
airport restaurant..Japanese, Mexican, Cajun, German, Italian or any other..you get the same eggs, bacon and home fries.
Basically they all turn into a really bad version Denny's.
airport restaurant..Japanese, Mexican, Cajun, German, Italian or any other..you get the same eggs, bacon and home fries.
Basically they all turn into a really bad version Denny's.
If you’re “woke”..you’re a loser.
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Why does diesel fuel cost more than gasoline when it costs less to refine?
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How come people can figure out how to operate a car and drive it to the grocery store, but they can't count to 15?
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Why do some trucks have the word FISH on the trailer?
- millergrovesue
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Why do we say "It goes without saying" then say it anyway?
BTW, my freezer has a light and the trucks with FISH are usually delivering fish for stocking tanks and lakes. But I guess that goes without saying.
BTW, my freezer has a light and the trucks with FISH are usually delivering fish for stocking tanks and lakes. But I guess that goes without saying.
Working to love my fellow person regardless : >
- John in Plano
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BillB wrote:Why does diesel fuel cost more than gasoline when it costs less to refine?
Why is diesel cheaper than gasoline in CA ?
It's ok if you disagree with me.
I can't force you to be right.
I can't force you to be right.
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millergrovesue wrote:Why do we say "It goes without saying" then say it anyway?
BTW, my freezer has a light and the trucks with FISH are usually delivering fish for stocking tanks and lakes. But I guess that goes without saying.
Also any food distributor that sells seafood is required by the state of Texas
to have FISH posted on the vehicle.
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I did not know that. Thanks for the info, Grouchy.
Working to love my fellow person regardless : >
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Why do so many places that have double doors keep one of the locked?
I feel like I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe.
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If lesbians are not attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look sorta like men ?
I am a never Kamalaite!
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I was sitting around a campfire with my grandpa about 60 years ago. He said, "Billy there are some folks in this world that just need a good killin."
The mystery is that how did a man that never went beyond the 6th grade get so wise?
The mystery is that how did a man that never went beyond the 6th grade get so wise?
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Why do the doors at 7-11 have locks when they are open 24 hours?
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jellowrestling wrote:Why do the doors at 7-11 have locks when they are open 24 hours?
Some aren't open 24 hours.
If they didn't have locks, they would have to install locks if they ever changed their schedule.
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My guess:
If they have to go to the bathroom, they wait until there are no customers in the store, lock the doors, and proceed.
If they have to go to the bathroom, they wait until there are no customers in the store, lock the doors, and proceed.
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Every year the State Fair has TV ads saying:
No Beverages May Be Taken Into Fair Grounds, Especially Alcohol
What does "Especially Alcohol" mean? It is already stated "no beverages".
That's like saying "No Dogs Allowed, Especially Poodles".
No Beverages May Be Taken Into Fair Grounds, Especially Alcohol
What does "Especially Alcohol" mean? It is already stated "no beverages".
That's like saying "No Dogs Allowed, Especially Poodles".
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Well, maybe they really really don't like poodles.
I feel like I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe.
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Why is Texas the only state in the US that posts signs warning of guard rail damage ahead?
Why is Texas the only state in the US that posts signs warning of guard rail damage ahead?
Tea + Water = Tea
Tea + Water + Sweetener = Sweet Tea
Any other designation is redUNdant
Tea + Water + Sweetener = Sweet Tea
Any other designation is redUNdant
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