Mysteries of life

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Mysteries of life

Postby Sangersteve » Sat May 16, 2015 8:51 pm

Why is there no light in the freezer?

What crisis help create "Right turn on red"?

Feel free to add your mystery.
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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby planosteve » Sat May 16, 2015 8:59 pm

Why are there so few people in the world who's name begins with "X"?
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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby grouchy » Sat May 16, 2015 9:20 pm

Why is it that "common knowledge" usually is not.

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby GFB » Sat May 16, 2015 9:48 pm

Why is it that during "breakfast hours"...at any quality U. S. ethnic
airport restaurant..Japanese, Mexican, Cajun, German, Italian or any other..you get the same eggs, bacon and home fries.

Basically they all turn into a really bad version Denny's.
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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby BillB » Sat May 16, 2015 9:58 pm

Why does diesel fuel cost more than gasoline when it costs less to refine?

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby BigTex » Sat May 16, 2015 10:21 pm

How come people can figure out how to operate a car and drive it to the grocery store, but they can't count to 15?

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby Fitzroy » Sun May 17, 2015 9:07 am

Why do some trucks have the word FISH on the trailer?

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby millergrovesue » Sun May 17, 2015 9:36 am

Why do we say "It goes without saying" then say it anyway?

BTW, my freezer has a light and the trucks with FISH are usually delivering fish for stocking tanks and lakes. But I guess that goes without saying. :D
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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby John in Plano » Sun May 17, 2015 10:19 am

BillB wrote:Why does diesel fuel cost more than gasoline when it costs less to refine?



Why is diesel cheaper than gasoline in CA ?
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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby grouchy » Sun May 17, 2015 10:53 am

millergrovesue wrote:Why do we say "It goes without saying" then say it anyway?

BTW, my freezer has a light and the trucks with FISH are usually delivering fish for stocking tanks and lakes. But I guess that goes without saying. :D

Also any food distributor that sells seafood is required by the state of Texas
to have FISH posted on the vehicle.

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby millergrovesue » Sun May 17, 2015 11:10 am

I did not know that. Thanks for the info, Grouchy.
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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby GRANDPA » Fri May 22, 2015 11:31 pm

Why do so many places that have double doors keep one of the locked?
I feel like I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe.

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby Red Oak » Sat May 23, 2015 12:34 am

If lesbians are not attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look sorta like men ?
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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby grouchy » Sat May 23, 2015 2:50 am

I was sitting around a campfire with my grandpa about 60 years ago. He said, "Billy there are some folks in this world that just need a good killin."

The mystery is that how did a man that never went beyond the 6th grade get so wise?

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby jellowrestling » Sat May 23, 2015 12:27 pm

Why do the doors at 7-11 have locks when they are open 24 hours?

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby BillB » Sat May 23, 2015 12:30 pm

jellowrestling wrote:Why do the doors at 7-11 have locks when they are open 24 hours?


Some aren't open 24 hours.
If they didn't have locks, they would have to install locks if they ever changed their schedule.

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby BigTex » Sat May 23, 2015 12:38 pm

My guess:

If they have to go to the bathroom, they wait until there are no customers in the store, lock the doors, and proceed.

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby BillB » Sat May 23, 2015 1:00 pm

Every year the State Fair has TV ads saying:
No Beverages May Be Taken Into Fair Grounds, Especially Alcohol

What does "Especially Alcohol" mean? It is already stated "no beverages".

That's like saying "No Dogs Allowed, Especially Poodles".

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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby GRANDPA » Sat May 23, 2015 8:55 pm

Well, maybe they really really don't like poodles.
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Re: Mysteries of life

Postby geeiabil » Sat May 23, 2015 9:50 pm

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Why is Texas the only state in the US that posts signs warning of guard rail damage ahead?
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